"I like it! I would add.. "My wife and I have been married for over 20 years, and we've gotten older. I've developed man boobs and she has a gotee." "
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Help Tweaking a joke...
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any thoughts on tweaking this joke? The Actout will be (hopefully) with a New York City style accent:Carpenter ants can be a real problem. They can do a lot of damage to your home. I figured out how…Continue
Started this discussion. Last reply by Ron Rigby Oct 17, 2011.
OK, good, bad, ugly, hack?
Why is it when you're in a relationship you want out, and when you're out of one you want in? OR- When you get older you start doing weird things. Like the other day I tried on one of my old suits to…Continue
Started Oct 10, 2011
Are wife jokes uncool?
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I have my wife's permission to tell jokes about her as long as I run them by her first and get her "Ok". I'm cool with that. My question is, in the industry is it something that's considered a…Continue
Started this discussion. Last reply by FOGHORN Oct 7, 2011.
New opening...
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I've decided to preface my gigalog by opening with the line, "Now for my impression of a comedian that Bombs." I think they'll get the point. Continue
Started this discussion. Last reply by Mathew Bergin Oct 8, 2011.
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Omar Tarango replied to FOGHORN's discussion Need your opinion"I see nothing hack about this joke! It's good! A great act out can only add the hilarity!
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Omar Tarango replied to FOGHORN's discussion Is Age A Factor?"The only factor in stand up is, 'Are you funny'? That's all the audience cares about. Look at Felipe Esparza, the latest winner of The Last Comic Standing. Not necessarily old, but not very pleasing to look at! Yet, I'm sure…"
"My Comedy is Dead. I know no funny no more. Stocks and Bonds are just that. Glad I'm free."
Shane Wheeler replied to FOGHORN's discussion Is Age A Factor?"I find the comedy groupie chicks like older comedian dudes for 2 reasons ..!, easy access to cocaine and to with all of there falice wrinkles old men are ribbed like a kinky dildo!
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Ron Rigby replied to FOGHORN's discussion Is Age A Factor?"Hi Katherine, its nice to know Im not the only person on the planet that decided to go for what they've know for many years was what they were meant to do. I can say that I've always been a late bloomer and I haven't always known what…"
Katherine Parvis replied to FOGHORN's discussion Is Age A Factor?"It's not over til you're dead. That's what I'm hoping anyway. At least you're a guy. The "staying forever young" thing is murder for women. I have a gag in my set, talking about my strategies for…"
"I hate it when I'm gassy during a quiet business presentation. It's like they've mic'd my colon...ggguuurrrggllle-blop-gurg-wwooohhhrrrrgg"
"Some of the funniest things to me (that made me guffaw) were said while a person was completely pissed off."
"I just finished reading Judy Carter's Stand-Up Comedy THE BOOK. Great Read! I have the Comedy Bible as well, and both are a must have...IMO."
"Me too. Felt stupid for not seeing it the first time.
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"I'm just a novice but I thought it was funny. I could see myself doing the act-outs too, so I'm hacking this joke. Just kidding Kevin. I like it. Not sure what the attitude is though..."
Ron Rigby replied to FOGHORN's discussion Help Tweaking a joke..."Thanks FOG, I'm glad I could help you."
Ron Rigby replied to FOGHORN's discussion Is Age A Factor?"Rodney Dangerfield didn't get on stage until he was very close to 50. I have to remind myself of that every day!
Good news is that people my age are the largest section of the population in the US. It's just too bad they don't…"
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- Are you a speaker, a stand-up comic, or both?
- Stand-up Comic
- Who are you favorite comedians?
- Brian Regan, Bob Nelson, Steve Martin, Jim Carrey, John Candy, Chevy Chase, Ray Romano, Steven Wright, and countless amateurs and unknowns on YouTube. I may have forgotten some too!
- What are your favorite comedic films?
- Anything with Jim Carrey, Steve Martin, Dana Carvey, Chevy Chase, Jerry Lewis, man I don't know. If it makes me laugh, I like it.
- Describe yourself
- I am part Nephilim, part muppet. I brush my teeth twice a day or is that once a day I brush my two teeth? I am a quarter of the way through a 180 year lifespan, I live in a house with high ceilings, (remember I am part Nephilim), and I like to make people laugh so milk comes out their nose...cookie chunks are funny too.
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- Beginner
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- At 3:33am on September 29, 2011, Ron Rigby said…
- Hi Foghorn....thanks for the invite!
- At 10:47pm on September 19, 2011,
LaRoice Matthew Turner said… Also, I looked at the slide show you have on your page, has anybody every told you that you look like Robert Dinero (sp.)? I bet if you incorporate some of his classic lines and mannerisms into your set you would kill em with it.
Matt
- At 10:43pm on September 19, 2011, LaRoice Matthew Turner said…
- I really liked your first time standup video. All of your jokes seemed to talk about stupid things, would you consider using a personal that supports this? Also, you have a lot of good character voices, why not incorporate them into your act-out? I think it would make your material even stronger.
- At 1:31pm on June 28, 2011,
Paul Cardosi said… - not sure, i'm new here. I imagine it's like anything though. The more people start networking the busier it will get.
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